ShadowBaker
Me with no money: I want everything
Me with money: what the fuck do I buy

proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

pactressia:

You can’t join the mathletes, it’s social suicide.

pactressia:

You can’t join the mathletes, it’s social suicide.

unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom
thegamercat:

Read the next comic on Tapastic!

jennyfromthesock:

“i found your tumblr”

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validx2:

When ya homie hit you wit the “Draw 4” in Uno

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